01

Smoking

If you're spotted by any police or council workers throwing a cigarette butt on the floor you'll get fined on the spot (£200). They're utter dicks about it too, and throwing them down drains etc still counts as littering so always stub and put in a bin/ashtray. 

03

Buying Booze

While we do have specific Off Licences here, you can get booze in most general stores/newsagents/pretty much everywhere! 

02

Crossing Roads

Although Jaywalking isn't a thing here, I'd highly recommend always using the crossing's because frankly, the people driving in London are assholes and will absolutely hit you given half a chance. 

04

Beggers

You're gonna see a lot of folk pan handling in the city. My advise is to ignore them. While a lot are genuine, there are also a lot that aren't. I'm not telling you to be heartless, but ya know, be a little heartless!